Tuesday, September 28, 2010

vi er dumme as!

Hanne og Tine
har kronisk kjærlighetssorg Alzheimer!

fakta om sykdommen:
  •  glemmer at man har kjærlighetssorg.
  • glemmer hvorfor man har kjærlighetssorg.
  • glemmer hvem man har kjærlighetssorg over.
  • glemmer hva kjærlighetssorg i det hele tatt er for no!
 
 

Maybelline MNY !

Maybelline Mny collection is just great. ! 
the colors is fantastic and the products is actually really good.
i just couldnt go from the store without bying something! :) 
they have everything for a low price, really cheap!  try them!








 
LOVE<3

Monday, September 27, 2010

Lille Sweden is going to Lille Norway

Sooo.. now Emelie just booked her tickets to Norway.. hehe. Told her to bring warm clothes cus its getting brrrrrrrrrr cold here. In Sweden its still 17 degreez or something she said some days ago...
Well anyway, she will come october the 14. :) Didnt see her for like.. Wooow new year ? No, april maybe? In Turkey? Yeah i think so.. So she will stay here from thursday to monday.. It will be so good !! 
"innmari åååålreit!" <3


Summer 2009 <3

in harbour. JamEs Dean?

  
1 tired Tine is killing 1 MORE tired Emelie.. 


puss och kram!

the most beautiful movie !


I think i`ve never seen a better film than this one before. really!  I was smiling, laughting and crying in the same time. I cried A LOT! Almost all the time...
This is a true story based on Micheal Oher`s life and childhood! 
If it could just be more people out there who cared as much as Leigh Anne and Sean Tuohy, the world would be a so much better place for so many people out there , especially kids..  we dont even think about poeple like Michael Oher before we see them, but i promise... they are out there, and they need help.. or just someone who cares about them. 
Its a beautiful movie, and its real! All of it!


FROM THE MOVIE

This is Micheal "big Mike" Oher in the movie! 


Here is the trailer if you guys wanna take a look. I hope you will!




 I hope you feel something when you see this, and please just watch the movie!
Its worth to see!



Micheal Oher


trøtt som en strømpe ...or.. tired as a stocking! hehe...

off.. what a day! im tired as hell. Veronika and me made food for the boys Saturday eavning. bruscetta. cheese pasta with mushroom and bacon in the oven. and ice cream with hot blackberries for dessert.. i think we were pretty good at it.. its was actually goodi liked it! we started to play the beergame after dinner while listning to music and talking.. well, and heeeeere im starting to get blackout. haha.. i really have to think about when i have to stop drinking! cus i feel horrible today! 
soo tired + headache worse then the church-bells that woke Remi up this morning! (not that i was there, between Remi and Veronika, but he told me later.. ) = a fucking bad and lazy day! 
you know; sunday + Jesus = churchbells.

off yeah i really just need to go to bed now, got to go to work tomorrow too, and i dont want to be late. so if i gonna have a chance for getting up tomorrow.. Good night and sleep well ! :) 


she is just like me, dosnt matter where she sleeps.
she is sleeping good everywhere ;)



(didnt come out before this morning i see, bcs of no internett connection last night!)

Saturday, September 25, 2010

after my death.....

i want you guys to do one thing with me.. or with my skull. haha! so my children will allways remember me.. "wooow we had a cool mum" " my grandmother was a badass!! " hahaha..
joke... BUT ..still i want my skull like this when i am dead. haha!
 
hahaha! :D nice huh?!

Friday, September 24, 2010

Lille venn .. under the knife!?!

Now Dj Shampuan is going to hospital :/ Not good at all.. His stomach is hurting and he cant eat. They were fighting with someone two days ago and someone pushed him down from the second floor.. He broke some ribs i think and also he have got bleedings in his stomach, if i understood him right...But good he will get an operation soon, about 6 hours later... 

He think he is going to die now. I tried to tell him that he was not going to die and that the doctors will fix him and everything will be ok.. But he was not so sure about that.. Hehe.. But... He also thinks if you have a ingrown hair on your body you will die! Its one of the most dangerous things ever! And you have no chance to survive at all if you are not taking it out, but if you are taking it out, its still a risk that you are going to die anyway because of it. The little ingrown hair --> a very big problem!

good luck at hospital lille venn !

Thursday, September 23, 2010

TACO TO THE PEOPLE!

as you all know, its the big tacothursday today. as every other thursdays.. :) i forgot about it, until Hanne told me some minuts ago! anyway.. i will encourage everybody to try the new Toro Taco-stew-thing today! hehe.. its supergoood! and extra good with taco/tortilla-chips and sour cream ! mmmmm <3


får vondt i hjertet mitt!

okej, i går var det en ulykke på Bjerkebanen der en hest snublet og gikk rett i bakken. det endte med 4 kusker som ble skadet.. to av de reiste seg opp en liten stund etter, mens to fortsatt lå nede. men de ble jo fraktet til sykehuset, og det går bra med dem. men faen heller jeg blir så irritert. det er ikke skrevet en dritt om hesten selv stakkars. det var helt jævlig å se på når den gikk rett i bakken og jeg begynte seriøst å gråte pga hesten! det er jo ingen som bryr seg om den hesten. nei fy søren, jeg blir lei meg jeg.. skjønner at det er viktig med menneskene, men hadde det ikke vært for hestene hadde det ikke vært noe travløp heller ! kunne stått en liten linje om det gikk bra med hesten kanskje? hehe det høres ganske patetisk ut når jeg skriver det nå ser jeg. men jeg mener det helt fra bunn av hjerterota! den bare lå der å kom seg ikke en gang opp.. ikke akkuratt at den hadde hender til å ta seg for heller da den landet.. huff grusomt bilde i hodet mitt altså... grøsser....


sjekk ut...



så heldigvis nå at alle hestene som var innvolvert har sluppet fra dete hele uten alvorlige skader.. men herre.. bare se på den stakkars hesten! fyyy f*#@!

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

lenge leve Lisbeth og Nancy, Svein og Hilde!

Gud hjelpes så utrolig sjov det er med charterfeber. Det tar helt av jo. Er jammen ikke rart Hanne og jeg har sitti i mange mange mange timer i Hannes nå gamle leilighet/rom i Drammen og ledd oss ihjel av våre gale landsmenn! Skulle gjort mye for å dratt på ferie med charter-Svein as.
Er det noen som er keene på å stikke på ferie med Lisbeth og Nancy, så er det bare til å stikke på ferie med Hanne og Tine, skulle gjøre samme susen! Er det noen som ligner Hilde, så er du hvertfall hjertlig velkommen. En gladlaks sier vi vel aldri nei til! 

Digger Lisbeth og Nancy! drøye!!

Man må bare bli glad når man ser disse to + badedyret til Hilde!!

Lenge leve charterfeber! Men ikke faen om jeg kommer til å dra sjæl!

tired!

two minuts later i will go to sleep. im so so tired, even if i didnt do anything today, just been at work and sitting in Remis car. Remi, Veronika, HC and me.. driving around as allways! hehe..
i just had weirdooo costomers at work today, really. one guy, who didnt want help from me bcs i was a girl and he ment i didnt have any clue about what kind of oil he had to use on his boat. heeeeelllo!!! im working there, of course i know... anyway, he edmit that he was a littlebit to thirsty all the time ( we are talking about alcohol here).. thats why he was spending so much time in his boat, bcs he thought it was better then running around drunk in centrum, which i can be agree with. but then i was thinking; poor man, what if he gets too drunk when he is on the wather? who is going to help him if he is falling over board? Jesus..

people are so different. all kinds of people. sweet people. happy people. sad people. scared people. nervouse people. crazy people. alcoholic people. angry people. scary people. weird people. poor people. shy people. extroverted people. funny people. loquacious people... you name it. we are all so different.. its weird to think about. but in the end we all want one thing right? the same thing...to have someone near and around us.. someone who cares. dont we all want to be liked or loved by someone ?  


at work i see so many differnt people who is coming in every day. hehe.. its funny to think about it now.. like one time, we had an old man who came in, and he wanted a hotdog. he went behind the desk where we are making the food. he had big glasses, and he opend up a look to where we are making the hotdogs warm... lot of steam came up when he opend it ( who is doing that by the way?) and he looked at us with his big glasses full of dew so im sure he couldnt see a damn thing, and said: "do you have any hotdogs today?" og my God he was so sweet. we couldnt stop laugh of it.. and after he also wanted a beer, which we dosnt have, and  wanted to pay 12NOK for everything.. i think he thinks we are still living in 1965, but this is 2010 old man!  with 12 kroners you are not coming anyway :) hehe. but he got he hotdog for 12,- of  course! but enough about that! 

the vikings are aslo making their entry this days i noticed today... but i think they got a new model. modern one, new fashion for the vikings.. i got fascinated.. so just had to take a picture.. here it is!


og my god, have to go to bed now, my eyes is just falling dooown.. my stomach is screaming for food, but the rest if my body is screaming for the bed.. and i think the rest of my body is winning right now.. sorry stomach, you have to get energy tomorrow!

good night, sweet dreams!
iyi geceler, tatli rüyalar!

Monday, September 20, 2010

weekend update :)

after work on saturday i went to my grandparents, The Computer-voice and Willy, for getting my birthdaypresent! my grandmother was sick and my grandfather is not driving car anymore ( he is a bit afraid of a lot of things, like old people usually are) so i went to the supermarket to buy some food for them. good girl! hehe.. when i came back Willy started to talk about the time he was working on a big big boat out on the sea all around the world. he have been EVERYWHERE! and one time he allmost fall down in the water 4 o clock in the nighttime, when they were crossing the atlantic ocaen, outside France and Spain.. and nobody was there to help him. but he was fighting for his life with more then half of his body hanging outside of the boat and he was looking down at the big waves under his body.. thank God he didnt fall down. then it would be no Helleberg-family! haha! Willy <3
but i had to tell him we had to talk about his old sea-stories an other time, cus i had to hurry back home, so i change my working clothes and go to Veronikas mother. she had a bithday-"party". we went to a pizza-restaurant with their family. sooo sweet family! we had a good time there. Remi, Veronika and me went to Cecilia and Leif Henry later that eavning and were sitting there talking for a long time, it was nice to see Cece again and she was happy that we came to say hello.. :) next stop was Maylinn and Dan Philip after we had been driving for a while... were watching a old movie, wich was actually really good, even if it was old.. Remi and me were allmost sleeping in the end of the movie so we went home.. 

next day i had free from work, fucking good!! i was sleeping until 12.00.. mmmh nice! Emilie and me went to Havariet in the harbour in Tønsberg, to take take a coffee. she is moving to Praha tomorrow for 6 years!! crazy.. thats a long time.. she is going to be doctor, smart girl! :) she payed everything for me, and said it was my birthdaypresent from her. sweeeet! so i got: cheesecake + Cafelatte <3
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later, after i drived Emilie home, i drived to my daddy who had a birthdaypresent for me from the D&G store in France.. it was a nice white jacket, special but nice... hehe.. we went to a chinese restaurant in Horten and i was eating fried JUMBO shrimps in sour-sweet-saus.. tasted so good, even if i don`t like chinese food  :P mmm...

went back to Tønsberg and to Veronikas house were we did a littlebit scrapbooking for some hours before i went home to my bad who was screaming my name really loud! love my bed!! 
and soo.. now im backin again.. had one customer from 10.00 until now.. SO FUN!! and last week it was not so cold, so i could sit outside reading my fantastic book; " 16 and sex" hehe.. but now the sun is hiding and the temperature is not warm at all.. only 15 degreezzzzz. brrr! better last week!

 "16 & sex" .. hej hej, shorts! it WAS nice weather last week.. !


lalalalala... booooring day...

Saturday, September 18, 2010

abi benim!

Ali !

now im sitting here at work talking to Ali.. he run away from the shit place called Alanya. just bcs he is the only normal person in Alanya.. Ali is my big brother, he is so nice. he is taking care of me no matter what. even if im happy. sad. worried or just angry like hell.. he is allways there. the sweetest :) 
when we was smaller he allways had to take care of me, i dont think he liked it that time, i was just a cry baby. he was actually not nice at all.. like one time, he wanted to go to an internettcafe. i was just crying and wanted to leave. so he placed me on a chair in the corner of the room and said: " sit here and shut up!" .. after like 2 hours he found out that he didnt have any money to pay for the internett, so smart as he was he sold me to a man for 15 lira who is doing that to their little sister? crazy!! but later he felt bad about it and he kidnapped me back and we run away from the man.
that changed our relationship, and now we are like bestfriends. and maybe because of what happend that time, he is taking better care of me now.. <3
he is the only one in Alanya that i can trust 120%, and im really happy that he is my Abi! i am missing him so much, cus he is not here or i am not there.. he is home now, with our family. and im in Norway working.. but soooooooooooooooon!!! 

the best Ali in the world! 
<3
seni cok seviyorum kardesim! 

brother and sister.
ali and a little boy. he is taking care of him :) hehe

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Bana dogum günün kutlu olsun! hoho!

ya today i have birthday... my Mum and brother  woke me up with " happy birthday to you"-song and hot chocolate with cream and my mum hade been making buns(?) with rosins early in the morning! and it was really good :D i also got some presents. one from my mum and one from my sweet sweet brother. from my mum i got and T with diamonds ( YES REAL DIAMONDS!! not ) to put on my keys .. i also got money, that i can use if i am starting to work as a guide, if i can just let them be until that day... money sure helps anyway! hehe. my bro picked out (with help from mum) the pillows i wanted! so now i have two pink pillows and i love them allready! just dont know where to put them. cus i dont have my own place yet.. offf.. but im happy for the presents! thanks my lovely family! <3



 Jens Petter and me. so nice without make up or anything :P 
but the hot chocolate was jummy !!

mmm :)


now Peder just visited me for 1 hour here at work.. my x-boyfriend. also he used to work here before.. hm kind of weird, that we are friends after what happend.. but.. was together with him for like 5 years so.. maybe its normale then? to be friends after? have many good and crazy memories so.. and never regret something that once made you smiiiile... anyway he is a nice person SOMETIMES ;) haha..got a big hug and we talked about everything and nothing .. until Björn came and then he was talking for the 3 of us :P 

right now im so hungry, dont have any food here. or.. we have hotdogs, but yuuuk, its not my favourite! think im gonna diiie.. so if someone wanna come down here with some food i would be really happy !!! :) 

and when im talking about food.. i found out something about peanuts. cus as Hanna says in her blogg, is the peanuts growing out of the plant or is the plant growing out from the peanuts.. i found the answer to that! the plant came first! the plant has many yellow flowers who is fertilizing themselfs, and when thats done they are going down under the ground, like 8 cm down. there the "thing"starts to grow, and its developed to a fiber-kind-of and spongy shell! inside the shelli ts two churns that is growing, the peanuts! the answer of the question! the peanuts is growing from the plants ;) 



here you can see ;)

after mums work today, we will go out and eat dinner, mum, my brother and me.. it will be good i think. long time since we have done that all together.. looking forward to that <3


Sunday, September 12, 2010

another laaazy day :D

someone woke me up 07.24 this morning to talk about something very important, on msn.. off i was still sleeping when i came online, and the thing is this.. it was not important at all. or maybe a littlebit, but not important enough to wake me up that early! hello, its sunday for God sake, my only freeday in the week! thats just something you dont do.
so anyway, i was already awake and finished talking 10.00, so why not eating breakfast with my mum and her boyfriend Henning? during the breakfast we had a interessting talk about anger. and while we were talking about this, we came to talk about a man i really hate so much. im not hating people. maybe i am saying "ahh i hate him!" but...actually that something im just saying.. you guys understand what i mean, its not like its from the bottom of my heart right, when im saying things like that!?
BUT! its two people i really hate.. or when im thinking about it..its more then just two, noo, i think... i just dislike them. THE MOST you can dislike a person when you dislike her/him. 
  
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* but over to the people i hate. for the first i cant tell his name, cus then he will kill me... and i dont want that. but i also think he hates me so.. cus he have never been nice to me, and i know for sure that he dosnt like me at all.. ah damn, the thing is. he is allways yelling at others. and no one can be better then him. he allways have right. he is never saying "thank you" if someone does something for him. like.. he allways wants help, and i cant understand why people wants to help him, cus he is not paying them, he is not saying "thanks for helping me". he is never helping anyone back. he is angry all the time! if you say something he allways have to say something better or something so you feel stupid and standing there like an idiot! he is getting angry over NOTHING, for exemple if you eating chips and loose one on the floor, then its HELL.. belive me.

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one time, i was going to take a shower over there, and they didnt have so much hot water, and i knew that. sooo, nice as i was that time ( bcs i WAS fucking scared of him, he is like the devil ) i was taking a shower with freaking icecold water, so i was showering for minimum 10 minuts. im sure that my lips were blue when i came out from there. and the first thing i see when i open the bathroom door, is a face so red as a tomato and eyes who was nearly jumping out, screaming to me: " YOU HAVE BEEN SHOWERING FOR LIKE 1 HOUR! FUCK!!!! NOW WE DONT HAVE ANY HOT WATER LEFT! YOU SPOILED STUPID CHILD!!!" 
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what can i do..... sometimes?! didnt he see my fucking blue lips or what? so i said to him " no im afraid of you so i didnt use any hot water!" and i went to an other room. started to cry a bit, i was small back then... if it was now i would hit him. or at least answer him back with some words and some sentences that i cant say in the church.
 but people are not acting like that huh? and he is treating everyone like that like shit, that they are not humans! GOD, im glad im not going to live with a man like that! if i do one day, please contact me and help me, cus then im sick.. or the man made me sick or something! anyway, you get it.. take me away!


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* the other person i HATE, and i also know others who is hating him. thats David Adi. the most disgusting guy in the whole world. cant even understand why people wants to shake his hand and say hello. God made a mistake there i think. feel bad when im saying that, but its the truth! its nothing more then bad words coming out of his fucking mouth. and Hanne and me had so many fights with him before, until someone (who can it be?? cant say any name, buuut i want) stabbed him with a knife and had to go to hospital. i HOPE he have learned now, that its not so smart to go around talking shit and lies all the time. then you also have to take the consequences of it! the most stupid person i ever met. its not weird that people are getting angry to him!
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but its not nice to hate, so dont do it! its a baaaad baaad thing to say "i hate" as we are saying in the kindergarden! "to hate is the badest word you can say"... just wait and see children... write about something better maybe? yeah i think so. im home alone, was going to clean my room for clothes, cus they are laying all over my bedroomfloor, desk, chair and everywhere else :) ama... didnt do that yet. so one angry mum when she is coming home? yep.. "dirty girl"-as someone else would say. hehe.
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yesterday was a very nice day. first i was at work from 10.00 to 16.00 alone, cus my boss is in France. and it was just good to be alone there. when i finished, my mum, brother and me when to centrum for changing one tights for me, buying some pillows for my grandfathers house while he is in Stavanger visiting my family. he is so wounderful, 82 years old and DRIVING all by HIMSELF over the mountains to Stavanger. he is crazy, cok manyak! its not many 82 years old grandparents who would do that. specially not alone. i feel a bit prowd here! :)
when mum and me were looking for this pillows, i felt in love! in a pillow...seriously! i have never ever seen a pillow like that, it waaas ahhh i want them! and then i also understood that i wanted my own apartment soon. cus now i want my own place. could be nice!

MY PILLOW! 
pink with diamond-button in the middle. *dreaming*
!and by the way.. i have birthday 15. sept! 

 went home again, took a shower, put on some new clothes and some make up before Remi and Veronika picked me up. we went to Pizzaninni to eat. and it was so good. i ordered nachos. Remi took clubsandwich Veronika who is never trying new things ordered Spaghetti bolognese. hehe. its was so nice, i was hungry like a WOLF! poor little Veronika got hard spaghetti but didnt want to say anything to the waiter. i told her i could say it, also Remi did, but then she said: " if you are doing that im going right now! i mean it!!! " . aaand when Veronika mean something, dont make jokes.. haha.. cus she means it!
we decided to go to the cinema after we finished our food. to the new cinema, Kilden! we wanted to see a 3D movie. but it didnt start before after 2,5 hour so we dropped it. we rent a movie instead and went home to Remi and Veronika. it was fucking creepy. of course we wanted to see a scary movie. if im not wrong i think the name of it was "the children". anyway, it was creepy. children who was killing their parents in a brutal and disgusting way. i was sceard as hell, ans so was Veronika. Remi was just laughing. boys boys boys! 
we had to watch a littlebit more happy movie, to not be afraid when we were going to sleep. it helped. but it was not a happy movie at all. "The last song" with Miley Cyrus. we were crying and crying and crying. its was so sad. 
i never liked the girl, but im just saying one thing, watch this movie!

and the boy, Bobby Coleman, who was playing 
her brother was just the sweetest!

so, ya.. its was great last eavning, had a great time!


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ut på tur aldri sur part 5

hodepinen var som fryktet tidelig søndagsmorgen, etter en kort og godt sagt helaften både på byen og Summer Garden! snakk om girls-night-out! shit. venninene ble liggende lenge å snakke på sengen om hva som hendte kvelden før, om hvor drøy Hanne hadde vært med sin utvalgte på dansegulvet før hun hadde funnet seg et pent og renslig toalett! og om hvor mange long island som hadde blitt slukt ned og hvem de hadde møtt. Og bare håpet på død og liv at de ikke hadde møtt noen de ikke ville møte eller snakket med.. for hvem kan minnes detaljer en slik omtåket kveld?

potetgull og sour cream and onion dip var langt i fra feil, der vi  lå som slakt oppå hverandres bein, armer og mage. det var utrolig deilig å bare være sammen oss tre å bare slappe av slik. Tine begynte å drømme om en Big Mac og det var ikke lenge etter så siklet nesten Hanne fra munnen ved tanke på Dobbel QP! Anja kastet nesten opp ved tanken på det, men kunne ikke motså fristelsen da hun fikk tenkt seg godt om på hvor nyttig den ville være siden magen var litt problematisk. det ville bli mye mer lettvint kan man si.

vi fikk med oss en slant penger av våre kjære nye samboere til shopping for både han og henne, og et lykke-til kyss hver. Hanne var ikke særlig happy over et smaskete kyss fra den åtteogførti år gamle Sheik Bekir av Sultanahmet. hva gjør man ikke for penger og det gode liv?! hun skulte bort på Arda og Anja til Murat og meg, og ble rent misunnelig og følte seg plutselig litt uvel.
som Hannes bestevennine kjenner jeg henne fryktelig godt og forstod raskt at dette ikke var innmari ålreit for den stakkars jenta med en gammel kjæreste.. altså sheik eller ikke sheik, dette var ikke bra. og dette skulle gjøres noe med IDAG!

Mc`ern har aldri vært så digg noen gang, fy faen, det knulla i munnen for å si det mildt! og Anja fikk låne "uthuset" i bakgården i Mc Donald`s, noe som fikk humøret hennes til å stige 10 hakk i positiv retning! vi gikk å shoppa i alle butikker vi vanligvis ikke har råd til å gå i, de butikkene som har plagg for over 25 lira! wow! anyway, det ble myyyye poser! vi ble så slitne av alle timene med all bæringen at vi tok en taxi fra Atatürk til Balikcilar (fryktelig langt) for å chillen med en cay! de 5 timene med shopping av både sko, kjoler, topper, shortser, diamant til tanna og gud hjelpe meg hva vi ikke kjøpte, hadde gitt oss akutt utmattelses syndrom på flekken. en hel natt på dansegulvet er ingenting i forhold til shopping i 35 grader. godt man får hva man vil å drikke i hver jævla butikk, skjønner hvorfor de tilbyr as! ingen vil vel ha på seg at 3 jenter dør av heteslag i deres shappe?

mens vi sitter på herlige Fishcoffee (Balikcilar), og er på vår 4 cay samt en BIG COKE på deling og en milkshake hver, er det en som roper navnene våre. vi ante fred og ingen fare. og med vår attitude om å ikke snakke med noen vi kjenner fra før av ble vi litt nervøse. vi så ikke personen som ropte noen steder, hvor kom stemmen fra? det var en høy og kraftig stemme, og det var visst ikke bare vi som hadde blitt nysgjerrige for nå begynte folk å titte rundt seg etter hvor ropet kom fra. jeg ser bort på Hanne som sitter med et blikk som kunne drepe en voksen aligator, og følger blikket hennes.....
jeg brakk meg da jeg så inn i det styggeste trynet jeg noen gang kommer til å få se, som jeg håpet at jeg aldri mer skulle få se heller, Savas aka David Adi/Lion/Donkey!
DISGUSTING!


han kom mot oss i en jævla stor fart, vi rakk ikke en gang å si "git" før han stod over hodene våre med øyne som en illsint okse og et stort arr over ansiktet.. jeg ble litt redd for at Hanne skulle revurdere å like Savas siden Hanne tenner på arr.. men da jeg så hvor sint og kvalm hun var for å se svinet, forsvant tankene og fighting-mood ble innstilt til SÜPERPOWER! du skal ikke kødde med oss Savas, den smellen har du gått på flere ganger.. han har endt opp med mer enn bare et blått øye! vi reiste oss opp i en rimelig brå bevegelse så stolene tippa. " WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT AMINA KOYIM!!!?", Hanne tenkte ikke på at det var barn og tyrkere rundt seg idet det bare ramlet ut av henne. snudde seg rundt og tok opp hendene som om noen siktet på henne med en gønner, og sa høyt og tydelig " üzgünüm ama bu erkek cok cok salak! " .. det hadde vist inegn betydning i forhold til ordene hun først hadde sagt. selv synes jeg at jeg så en del tyrkiske kvinner som klappet litt i henden og smilte av beundring av hva den unge blonde norske jenta hadde uttalt. ja de skulle nok ønske de var i Hannes sko der kan jeg tenke meg!
Savas begynte å slenge med leppa om at min tidligere mindreårige elsker hadde knivstukket han og at det var min skyld, noe som stemmer med fakta. men hvem vil vel samtykke om det ? nei ikke vi hvertfall så vi knuffa han med rumpa så han datt mot et bord og fikk en varm kopp kaffe over lanken. og det syntes vi fortjente en Chef-grimase og var jævlig fornøyde med det!

En chef-grimase ser slik ut
for dere som ikke vet det!


vi snudde på flisa tok tak i de 100 posene våre og skulle til å gå, da vi sa at stakkars Anja ikke hatte fått med seg en dritt av det som hadde skjedd. det så ut som hun var i full action allerede! Metin satt et par bord unna, og de klarte ikke ta øynene fra hverandra.. lettere sagt, Anja klarte ikke styre seg og Metin begynte vel egentlig å se litt redd ut og utilpass ettersom de kåte blikkene til Anja holdt på å spise han opp der han satt sammen med familien sin og nynna til Oy dilara! vi måtte nærmest bære Anja vell fra stolen og holde henne igjen før hun hadde løpt bort så satt seg over han i ren kåthet!

vi var på i god gange med lange skritt da jeg får en apekatt klistra til ryggen og faller i bakken... Savas snur meg rundt og kliner til meg mitt i trynet. i helvette!!! nå har han bedt om det! og Hanne løfta han opp i nakkeskinnet etter det ekle håret hans, superkrefter trer virkelig frem når man trenger det ! og jeg fikk æren av å knekke nesa hans (hvertfall så blodet rant), der han hang å dinga under Hannes lanke! nei, nå var vi ferdig for i dag og trasket bort til limoen vi hadde ringt etter for så å få oss en god middag av Gülay. vi la oss i jacuzzien og deretter fikk en god og lang massasje i "mini" hamamet til Sheiken. søndagskvelden ble avslappende med klesprøving og godis og for ikke å glemme sour cream and onion dip!
neste dags mission var å finne en ungkæll til Hanne..

# FORTSETTELSE FØLGER PÅ ANJA SIN BLOGG #

Friday, September 10, 2010

ut på tur aldri sur part 3. . .

været dagen derpå var like dårlig som formen. overskyet og på langt nær så varmt som dagen i forveien, så like greit å sove ut den siste alkoholen fra natten før, før en ny kveld var i sikte. en deilig middag ble servert, som at vi skulle vært på et all incusive hotell og bedre enn som så. maten som kokka Gülay hadde laget smakte aldeles nydelig, og så bedre ut enn det dama selv gjorde. hun var scary! krøsste langt nedover ryggen da hun så på oss. hun hadde et nifst blikk med store svarte ringer under øynene. var hun en heks eller hva? vi spiste og drakk opp vinen vår, før vi gikk til V.I.P på Istanbul Club.. vi følte dette kom til å bli en nice kveld. kvelden dagen før var bare helt utrolig, mon tro hva gutta kunne finne på i dag. vi hadde fått beskjed om at vi skulle møte et vennepar av Brødrene vi nå bodde hos, og det kunne bli nok så spennende siden kompisen deres var en velstående Sheik, Sheik Bekir fra Sultanahmet!

vi hadde kledd oss opp i noen fine kjoler og pyntet oss litt ekstra siden vi skulle møte Sheik Bekir og hans nye kjæreste. vi måtte jo se ordentlige ut i deres selskap. og som dagen før skulle ikke Murat og Arda gjøre en liten entrè. neida, i hagen stod det et helikopter og ventet på oss. "SHIT, det her er bare helt sykt! fy faen...!!". " herreguuuuud", " jeg kan ikke tro det!!", vi snakket i munn på hverandre... vi fikk en helikoptertur over alanya, noe som var en helt sinnsyk opplevelse! og det kilte noe helt forferdelig i magen! den gode maten til Gülay kom nesten opp igjen. kanskje det var på grunn av litt mye vin? eller så var det bare at vi var helt i LUFTA! om hvor tror dere vi landa? RETT utenfor fuckings istanbul club! og igjen var den røde løperen rullet ut som at det skulle ha vært en selvfølge! som folk glanet, oi oi oi! rettved siden av kommer det en limo og parkerte ved siden av oss, og gutta fortalte at det måtte være Sheik Bekir som jenta hans som ankom! og tro det eller ei, det virket helt sykt, men de hadde fått sin egen røde løper de også! er det mulig? snakk om å sløse med pengene!

vi ble hjulpet ut av helikoptere og kikket bort på den andre røde løperen. Anja og jeg selv fikk helt sjokk, vi kunne ikke tro våre egne øyne! hadde vi fått dop i vinen av kokka Gülay eller hva? der ved siden av Sheik Bekir stod HANNE! MIN HANNE, VÅR HANNE!!! er det Sheiken Bekir hun har dratt av gårde med?! hun har oppholdt seg utenlands i over 1 måned.. og sagt hun har vært på sykepleierkurs eller noe lignende overalt. men aaaaah! vi kunne ikke tro at vi så hverandre igjen! og det endte med den største og godeste klemmen på flere år!
Sheik Bekir av Sultanahmet og Hanne Idirs! respekt!

det var en helaften uten like! og afterparty var heller ikke av feil klasse, hjemme i Sheikens "lille" sommer-villa. fy søren for et sted, her snakker vi gull og diamanter! jordbær trekt med nydelig mørk og hvit sjokolade, champagne og strawberry daiquiri i det den største jacuzzien Anja og Tine noen gang har sett! Hanne hadde jo selvfølgelig ligget å slaska og daska seg i denne herligheten mange kvelder alt, men takk og lov var ikke hun den jenta som satt med nesa i sky av den grunn.. hun var bare jævlig happy og like crazy som alltid. kvelden endte kort og godt med klespoker og kooooos i jacuzzien. niiice var det! <3

Dette er bare litt av villaen til Sheiken Bekir! 
3.etasje var et ekstra hus med 3 etasjer ekstra!
"badethuset" kalte de det.


#FORTSETTELSE FØRLGER PÅ ANJA SIN BLOGG#
# part 4 "

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ut på tur aldri sur part 1!

de to jentene satt på flyet på vei til antalya flyplass.. gud som de hadde gledet seg til å komme vekk fra alt sammen. livet føltes bare tomt der hjemme og ingenting gikk riktig vei. nå satt de på flyet med sommerfugler i magen og kunne ikke helt skjønne hva de hadde planlagt. selvom de hadde vært i Alanya mange ganger nå, skulle denne turen bli helt annerledes, det skulle bli helt absurd. ingen av de vennene de hadde der nede skulle nå være vennene deres, de skulel presentere seg som to nye personer som skulle være helt uvitende om hva som foregår over i Alanya. ingen kom til å forstå noen ting.

flyreisen gikk bra, koffertene kom fort på båndet og innkjøpene i taxfree`n gikk raskt. trillende på to store kofferter for et lengere opphold, kom de ut på plassen der taxier og transfer`ne stod og ventet på sine gjester. men hvor i all verden ble det av transferen som skulle hente dem? inegn hadde noen gang hørt om transferbyrået en gang. jentene sto der som to spørsmålstegn. hva skulle de gjøre nå?

litt lengre bort sto det to rimelig kjekke tyrkere i dress og det hele.. så nesten ut som om de skulle i bryllup.. de bar ikke på noen ting selv, og jentene fant bort ut at de faktisk hadde tjenere! fy søren så luxus. jentene drømte seg bort om hvordan det ville være å bo i et palass med spa og andre ting de bare kunne drømme om, men ble fort revet bort fra de deilige drømmene da en liten bølle tok tak i Anja sin veske og løp av gårde.. alle så det og folk begynte å rope og skrike. Anja kunne drepe et menneske, så sint var hun. "Der løp ALLE pengene mine av gårde! hva faen skal jeg gjøre nå???! FAEN!!". Anja visste ikke hva hun skulle tenke eller gjøre. ingen penger og ingen transfer.

Men som ut av det blå kommer de to kjekke tyrkerne bort, han ene holder noe bak ryggen. jentene var så sinte og lei seg at de nesten ikke enset de to mørke deilige fyrene som stod ved siden av. " hello lady, i think you want this on!?" sier den ene av dem, og smiler med et smil som kunne blende og øyne som glinset i solen. "WHAT!!!? what do you want?", skriker Anja og snur seg rundt.. men blir helt paff da hun ser rett inn i det nydelige øynene. og hun klarer ikke si et eneste ord. "ehhh eh im sorry", får hun stammet frem i det rødfargen glis sakte over annsiktet hennes. " dont worry! i understand you are angry. but you know what? i have your bag! one of my employeds was running after the man who took your bag, and now its here!",sa han med en altfor behagelig stemme.

de ble stående å snakke litt sammen og jentene fortalte om transferen som ikke kom. plutselig hadde de stått der en time og det hadde minket med folk på plassen utenfor. De to kjekke guttene som het Murat og Arda skulle dra mot Alanya og sa farvel. jentene ble stående igjen med de to store koffertene og en tanke om at de ikke ante hva de skulle gjøre. hotell skulle de fikse da de var fremme i Alanya, for som planlagt skulle de fikse alt alene denne gangen og ingenting skulle være planlagt, de skulle ta det som det kom. ut på eventyr.

det her er slik det føles å bli etterlatt i et nytt land uten og vite hva du skal gjøre eller noen som forstår hva du sier, tenkte Tine og Anja der de stod som to små skolepiker på føørste skoledag. " men herregud, vi kjenner jo dette landet. vi tar en taxi! og ikke faen om vi betaler mer en 70 lira!", Tine er litt småfurt for å ha blitt lurt av transfer-selskapet og går mot en av taxiene med Anja på slep! idet de skal til å rope på en taxi hører jentene noen som roper navnene deres. " ANJA and TINA, gel!!". det er Murat som henger ut av vinduet på en hvit strøken limo. vil de to kjekke guttene virkleig kjøre dem til Alanya uten baktanker?! men Anja og Tine tenker ikke en gang på det, det er et tilbud de rett og slett ikke kan motstå. tjenerne har allerede lempet de tunge koffertene inn i limoen så de har ikke mye annet valg en å hoppe inn. champagnen sparte de heller ikke på, og det ble med en gang sjenket opp et glass til hver, og et høyt "serefe" lød helt sikkert ut på gaten der de kjørte. for en luxus, jentene var helt overveldet. kjøreturen føltes mye kortere enn vanelig, da jentene pleide å kjøre minubuss. men altså, tiden flyr i godt lag. og en liten privatfest i en nice limo med to deilige gutter som viser seg å være søkkrike er rett og slett ikke helt feil det heller.



de fire bestemmer seg for å fortsette førfesten i Murat og Arda sitt hus i Oba. Guttene viser seg etterhvert å være brødre. Murat, den eldste av dem, 2 år eldre en lillebroren Arda på 21, foreslår at koffertene kan bare stå over til dagen etter, for de hadde flere gjesterom i det enorme huset de bodde i, så det var problem yok.
drinkene stod allerede å ventet på å bli drukket da jentene hadde blitt kjørt opp en grusvei gjennom en nydelig stor hage, og gått over dørterskelen på det elegante og stilfulle huset. alt var strøkent der inne!




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# part 2 #

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Thursday, September 9, 2010

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AI AI !

its so nice wather today, not cold at all.. 24 degrees in the sun and the shorts its still on belive it or not :)
not much to do today either.. just talking to Anja and Hanna while listning to Alex Thursday tf. Xir Gökdeniz - sabir tasi catlamis.. love the song, its stuck inside my head and i cant get it out!
if someone want to listen to it.. go to this page.. ! 

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=94183&id=100001420696213&ref=fbx_album#!/video/video.php?v=1571401451204&ref=mf

gonna make some food now, frozen pizza.. :P have nothing else here. and usj, i got so disappointed when i open it! it looks good on the outside of the packet, but the pizza were so different from the picture on the package..
does it look the same pizza?

no... i dont think soo.. =/

but thank God, today i had my daily video conersation with Hanne so i`m happy!! she did her bayram make up! it looked goooood!

wooow actually that pizza was good! no need to be disappointed! :D

ai ai . baba boss!


mutlu bayramlar !

IYI BAYRAMLAR ARKADASLARIM !!!

hope everyone will have a süper day, and hello.. show some respect! this is a big day everybody! 
soo... go out and buy some presents for your friends and family! put on some nice clothes! and most important, give something for people who dosnt anyhave thing, for the poor. !!
its a three day-festival when sweets are eaten to celebrate the end of Ramadan, the fast..

 Bosporus in Istanbul is celebrating Bayram!



comments !!

Today Hanne found out how we could fix so people can write comments on our blog! really nice. for how long have we tried to fix that? long enough! and it was not hard at all, "easy peasy" as Hanne said.. well, my new Emo-background is now gone, and i feel really really sad about it, cus i tried to get a new style.. Emo.. just for changing my life a bit.. but, hehe.. maybe better without.. im not like a emo-type anyway soo..

didnt have video conversation with Hanne for many days! whats wrooong? maybe she got a life or something i dont know.. :D  amaa.. i miss you lan! <3

been working today too, as all other days it was nothing to do.. every day at work, except from sundays when i am not working, its the same things.. same people, same conversations with the old people about the weather, boats, that summer is over, that they got the flu, what im going to do after my work is finished for this season and bla bla bla. so tired of it.. but also, i cant complain.. its a nice work, at least in the summer time when its hot and the sun is shining and many funny and crazy people are coming in their big boats that they cant even drive.. crashing their expencive boats in the brew. haha. someone shouldnt even have a boat. its just for showing how much money they have.. :P and i like to see them fail.. am i a bad person? hihihi...

also Jostein, the weird man who is allways there, came today.. and yesterday.. we took a video of him.. hehe.. i will put it here if it works.. i tried before but then it didnt work.. =/
but really off ya, i was so bored today, but fortunately the day went fast..

im trying to not eat "shit-food", snacks and things like that.. but today i just really needed something good.. soo i took something i dont like, stupid me, but even that one tasted quite good! Cocio chocolate milk..

Thanks for learning me Hanne! i fixed my hair today as Hanne showed me.. everyone is following her with her NEW hairstyle ;) hehe.. its funny and so easy to do. specially when u have a bad hair day! like it..

ben ben ben. hehe

something stupid happend today too, i almost forgot about it.. my boss, he found a bag  who was stolen. or he thought it was stolen. cus it was a new bag, and someone, a guy, he trow it in the big trash basket or whatever i can call it.. container? and after this guy run away..my boss took it up and went inside to me with it. when he open it it was a brand new bikini inside.. from Gina Tricot. haha.. and that was all that was inside.. haha. funny! guess who got a new bikini today? not that it was the bikini i would pick out if i was going to buy a bikini, but anyway nice to get for free.. it just need a wash first, even if its not used.. im not putting on a stolen bikini from a stolen bag before washing it.. ush! 

here it is.. a bit to big, but.. jeje..


well got to go to bed now.. :)
goodnight !

peace out a !



Tuesday, September 7, 2010

conversation of LOVE

Hanne Idris Enoksen har en turkis sheik foran i klasserommet.. Kanskje jeg skal gifte meg med den?

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    • Tine Alette Helleberg HVA FAEN VENTER DU PÅ?????!!!
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    • Tine Alette Helleberg ‎"vil du ha deg et knull så er det bare å spørre!"
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    • Hanne Idris Enoksen asså.. hvis du er keen på et knull så er det bare å si ifra.. trenger ikke stå der å glane liksom...
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    • Ekrem Kavi Ari haha
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    • Tine Alette Helleberg hahahaha :D
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    • Hanne Idris Enoksen haha tine nå fikk jeg yogurt mellom to fingre også måtte det slikke det opp.. ekte pussy-style.. hvis du er keen på litt tunge så er det bare å si ifra...
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    • Tine Alette Helleberg ‎"ikke bare stå der å ta deg på tissen foran trynet på meg.. la meg få smake"
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    • Hanne Idris Enoksen detta liker du ja ekrem!!!!
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    • Tine Alette Helleberg er du keen på noe i det hele tatt så er det bare å si fra.. jeg står ikke her bare til utstilling!
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    • Ekrem Kavi Ari dere er gærne ass :D
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    • Hanne Idris Enoksen problemet er at sheiken viser seg å være en dame med sjal..... :(
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    • Hanne Idris Enoksen gærne ja :P the british way!!!
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    • Tine Alette Helleberg det er bare virkeligheten Ekrem!
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    • Ekrem Kavi Ari er det liksom å bare si ifra? det var da enkelt..
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    • Tine Alette Helleberg åå skikkelig nedtur.. men damer med sjal er også kåte
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    • Tine Alette Helleberg det enkle er ofte det beste!
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    • Hanne Idris Enoksen ja herregud ekrem.. du trenger ikke sitte foran facebook og ta deg på tissen.. det er bare å si ifra liksom..
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    • Ekrem Kavi Ari HAHAHAHAHAH
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    • Hanne Idris Enoksen ja men hvorfor har hun sånn bånd over sjalet? da ser hun jo ut som en sheik.. den eneste afrikanske dama jeg vil ha er jo beyonce!
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    • Tine Alette Helleberg jeg tror ikke han tror deg Hanne? ikke stå der å glan på puppene mine, bare si ifra om du vil kjøre yaraken din mellom.. ! bare si ifra liksom!
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    • Tine Alette Helleberg ja sant.. men du kan jo bare si ifra til Beyonce da hanne!
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    • Hanne Idris Enoksen jeg har faktisk en 12-pack med dopapir på rommet mitt.. det er bare å komme liksom.. og da mener jeg KOMME..
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    • Tine Alette Helleberg ja.. hvis du vil ha deg et knull så bare si fra!
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    • Ekrem Kavi Ari Tine sen tam bir cilginsin :D... sana guzel bir ders vermek lazim..bekle ve gør:))))
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    • Tine Alette Helleberg hahahahahahahha EKREM! du er for drøy!
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    • Hanne Idris Enoksen LOOOOOL
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    • Tine Alette Helleberg gi meg en liten smakebit? det er JEG som gjør! hahaha!
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    • Ekrem Kavi Ari ikke like drøy som deg ass...hehe.. manyak :D
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    • Tine Alette Helleberg ben manyak?! yok! normal.... HANNA BAK ORGINAL!
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    • Hanne Idris Enoksen her kommer ekrem med pisk og håndjern!!!!!
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    • Hanne Idris Enoksen maaaaaal
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    • Ekrem Kavi Ari okei jenter hva skjer med dere egentlig?er det en kjedelig forelesning el noe? faen dere er brutale idag jo:P
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    • Tine Alette Helleberg m.a.l!
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    • Ekrem Kavi Ari Bu aksam mac yapalimmi ? :D
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    • Hanne Idris Enoksen ja det er veldig kjedelig!!! psykiatri.. passer bra for oss :P burde kanskje følge med? spiser du kaviar ekrem?
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    • Tine Alette Helleberg nej jeg er på jobb og hører på "let it be"... det her er bare reality!
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    • Ekrem Kavi Ari nei spiser ikke kaviar åssen det hehe. reality ja..:))
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    • Tine Alette Helleberg bu aksam ja hanne.. "video cam" istiyorsun hanna? ai ai ai ai! aaam aaaam! haha! er det noe du vil eller? faen kom her her da, alt du trengte var bare å spørre!
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    • Hanne Idris Enoksen kavi ari.. men du lukter ikke kaviar, du lukter tyrker.. du veit jeg sporer deg fra mils avstand!! så du trenger ikke gjemme deg.. du kan bare komme fram og si ifra liksom...
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    • Ekrem Kavi Ari Tine jeg tror det blir litt flaut for deg når du ser meg da hehe... Klokken er liksom 13.55 og se hva samtalen inneholder. Nei noe må jo sensureres her as. Dette ble for åpent :P
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    • Ekrem Kavi Ari Hanne nå synes jeg at du går over til mobbing:P.... din idris :D
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    • Hanne Idris Enoksen blir du flau ekrem? :P
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    • Hanne Idris Enoksen mobbing nei?? du tåler jo litt da! be a man! like idris :P
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    • Hanne Idris Enoksen nei jeg er jo ikke mann da.. men jeg mener jo ingenting vondt ekrem! :P
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    • Tine Alette Helleberg nei jeg tenkte egentlig mer på video cam mellom hanne og meg jeg da :) sånn vi liker det :)
      hahaha.. hanne du er røff i kjæften, det skal du ha! du er litt brutal, men liker det... litt spanking osv med harde mannehender skader ikke!
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